Don’t think of it as a bad online profile, think of is as a great blog post . . .
Stuff I’ve read that I just can’t keep to myself:
- If it’s to loud your to old. (wow – three in one)
- I’m interested in meating women.
- I would like women to join me in my shorts and long travels.
Bad usernames:
- LoveUOnTop
- Asspumper
- Twodrinkminimum
Some tips for online daters:
- If your username is HappyGuy, smile in your photo
- If I email you, email me back. Even if you’re not interested. Otherwise it’s bad dating karma
- Read your profile and check it for grammar and spelling so you don’t look like a moron
- For the love of Photoshop, learn how to rotate photos before you upload them to dating sites
