I Read It In The Online Profiles…

Don’t think of it as a bad online profile, think of is as a great blog post . . .

Stuff I’ve read that I just can’t keep to myself:

  • If it’s to loud your to old. (wow – three in one)
  • I’m interested in meating women.
  • I would like women to join me in my shorts and long travels.

Bad usernames:

  • LoveUOnTop
  • Asspumper
  • Twodrinkminimum

Some tips for online daters:

  • If your username is HappyGuy, smile in your photo
  • If I email you, email me back. Even if you’re not interested. Otherwise it’s bad dating karma
  • Read your profile and check it for grammar and spelling so you don’t look like a moron
  • For the love of Photoshop, learn how to rotate photos before you upload them to dating sites
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